the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.
the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.
and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.
and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.
it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.
did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.
2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.
did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.
2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013
Get the michigan high fivemug. To see something, and have it in your brain, but not completely registered yet...hard to explain if you haven't had it happen to you. Often people who have had it happen to them try to explain it to others with the phrase "Well I knew it, but I didn't KNOW it." The word refers to the period between knowing it and...KNOWING it.
Bob: "I saw that there was no soap in the shower before I got in, but it wasn't until after I was taking a shower that I realized 'CRAP! There's no soap in here!'"
Joe: "Haha, man! You knew it point five!"
Bob: "Yeah, yeah, 'know point five...'"
Joe: "Haha, man! You knew it point five!"
Bob: "Yeah, yeah, 'know point five...'"
by coleProtocol September 24, 2005
Get the know point fivemug. Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.
Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!
by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008
Get the Five-Dollar Footlongmug. over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair
by sara burns January 2, 2009
Get the stage five clingermug. when two guys tag team a girl, and they give each other a high five as they ejactulate onto said girl.
by lunchbreak July 8, 2006
Get the hungarian high-fivemug. A sexual act wherein a person is quintuple penetrated by five men. Often, the subject is sandwiched between two or more of the men.
by zerosandwiches July 12, 2012
Get the Five Guys Burgermug. When one man is engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman from the rear and another man is receiving oral sex from the same woman. As this is happening the 2 men are giving eachother high fives.
Me and Mike gave this hot chick a Detroit high five last night, my hand still hurts from the intense high five action.
by Tommy M. August 9, 2006
Get the Detroit high fivemug.