Chinese consulate

A fun place where teens go to hang out and relax.

Example 1:
Teen A: What should we do this afternoon?
Teen B: Let’s go stand in a line at the Chinese Consulate.
Teen A: What an exciting and wonderful idea!

Example 2:

I hope the Chinese consulate approves my expensive visa application.

Example 3:
I typed this while standing in a line at the Chinese consulate.

by Nice_marmot December 6, 2023

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Chinese Hacker

Lmfao, Lmbao, and Lmao

Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao

by itnen May 24, 2023

Chinese hide-and-seek

Regular hide-and-seek but when the person is find they seeker and hider have to kiss. Ideal game if you are on a two man or a three man or a mission involving multiple people

We should play Chinese hide-and-seek with Hannah and Julia, it's a perfect opportunity

by LPtoine1010 March 13, 2025

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

With the freeze come the angry Chinese

Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.

After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”

by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025