A bunch of retard fucks that play paintball in Richmond, VA. Although they're brain power is much more inferior than others, they still ball like Jesus H. Christ himself.
Did you seen Short Bus Mafia ball last Sunday?
Yeah, I wish they all gangbanged my mother so the whole team could be my father.
They did.
Yeah, I wish they all gangbanged my mother so the whole team could be my father.
They did.
by J-Mac(SBM) September 25, 2007

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.
"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."
by stanleypants September 26, 2008

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.
by becca vajayjay October 13, 2006

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.
by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008

by Laura January 29, 2004

An alcoholic activity where the consumer drinks 3 shots of whiskey followed by a pint of guiness or an irish carbomb.
Can be considered a more extreme version of the irish carbomb.
Can be considered a more extreme version of the irish carbomb.
Last night I got ridiculously wasted, I pre-gamed at Amanda's before hitting the bars and then did an irish tour bus at midnight...then I stole 10 traffic cones.
by danrew July 11, 2009
