Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.

Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.

by z-cok masta December 14, 2010

Whales

A drug term used for scales

I want that on whales no unders

by JD Warrior March 8, 2020

Whale belly

The biggest wave of the set when you're out surfing with the homies

We better start paddling here come the whale belly!

Yo watch me catch this gnarly whale belly.

Let's go catch some bellys bro

Look at that belly Rollin in!

by Slimbraedy October 14, 2016

Whale

A very large woman. Very very large

Brandon fucked a whale last night out of desperation.

by NaughtyDictionary December 17, 2017

whale fight

A brawl between two overweight tub of lards, male or female, who begin wailing at eachother with flabby biceps and 300+ pounds of body weight.

Tyler yelled "WHALE FIGHT!!!" at the two chumps.

by Capn Coochy February 12, 2019

Saving Whales

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.

Jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales.

by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016