Fuck tard

A guy named Jake Dillman

Why the hell are you such a fuck tard.

by Cheek clapper 123 May 5, 2020

Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

effin tarded

when you are told your are doin things wrong, but are told that there wrong, so instead of fixing them you look for wrong in everything others do,

when your effin tarded 109th company hurts or kill innocent people, and you yell at another company for wearing a fleece cap while in acu. thanks 17 cssb

by headhunted November 27, 2010

Fuck Tard

Someone whos done something so stupid to the point where theyve descended bellow your average levels of retard.

(Guy 1) Hey did you hear what Magnolia said?
(Guy 2) Yeah theyre such a Fuck Tard

by Nyorri November 1, 2020

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

Fuck tard

A fuck tard is someone who is both a fucker and retarded

Man 1: look at that dude he’s such a fuck tard

Man 2: yeah I know he can’t even do anything right

by Heiscool666 January 10, 2020