9/11

the day America started caring for others

9/11 is one of the worst days of all time for the US.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

5:11 pm

I wrote this a 5:11 pm...
Oh wait now its 5:14 pm.

What time is it?

-5:11 pm

That was 3 minutes ago.

Ok so its now 5:15 pm

by Average French Canadian September 26, 2022

The 11

Only 3% of ken have a completely straight penis

Most have an 11 o'clock. Mayve even a 10:30. Up, down, left, right, mixed. According to my doctor. 100% normal to have an 11.

It was a little bent to the left, but it made it feel bigger. I've never been with a 12. Up, down, left or right it is always The 11.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

November 11

National choke on jello day

Make sure not to eat jello on November 11 or else you will choke

by Sizzlevizzle November 10, 2020

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

December 11

People born on this day are complete total bitches who chat shit and think they are cool when really they are complete loners

Boy: hey i should ask her our
Friend: hell no she is born on December 11th
Boy: ew nvm

by UnknownUser62925 October 9, 2021

11/9

¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.

²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.

¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"

²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."

by yogha September 10, 2023