Dog shit

Happy dog shit day!Every june 6th you pick up dog shit:)

Carter:Hey, Happy Dog Shit Day!
Beth:Get to work!

by Your mom🍆✨ January 14, 2021

shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.

"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."

by KinniKitty May 2, 2018

Shit-chan

Chan is a term used in Japanese to refer to relatives or close people. But we don't listen to the rules outside of Japan, so Shit-chan is used for shittocks. Close to shitko.

That little shit-chan destroyed my book and laughed at me and told me not to tell anyone, or else she would tell my parents that I got mad and destroyed the book!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!

by Waea March 8, 2023

Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

shit faced bitch

another name for an annoying girl with a brown birthmark on her face

jayden: look, it’s the shit faced bitch

by shaq biatch November 3, 2019

Shit Proxy

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.

Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.

by hel112570 July 11, 2022

shits gizzle

you know the shits gizzle.. when something is just too rad

hey yo that party last week was the shits gizzle!

by mamabanlilred March 6, 2021