Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing!

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

Man

Ladane or any origin story related to Ladane

I wanna be a manly man one day like Ladane

by Miya777 March 28, 2023

One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

by LenSeaside January 25, 2025

smash man

Someone who find it very easy to pick up girls. Usually a dude with blonde hair. He takes every chance he gets, so he is probably smashing your girl right now.

Na na na na na na na na smash man

by Smash Man January 3, 2017

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018