monkey man

A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.

Oh look! That's the monkey man!

by Monkebru April 27, 2021

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.

“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

Kitty Man

A piece of shit whos only objective in life is to simply get kitty(vagina)

Person 1: yuh see that kitty man only bulling woman all over

Person 2: yesss, just last week kitty man tek my muddah!

by Uska ou wine gyal November 4, 2021

You man

Is we’re you call group of people

Example : you man wanna go get something to eat

by Youman April 17, 2021

The Man Chair

When a man is leaning on the wall like he's sitting on a chair and the girl sits on him and jumps up and down...
Its a sex positon...

Look the couple is busting out the man chair.

by Jokie... November 15, 2010

man hoe

major miller is the biggest man hoe alive

wow did you see that man hoe? he talks to at least 800 girls.

by leerue October 16, 2020