dirty fingernails method

The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum

SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?

by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016

Dirty Ray Suarez

Same thing as a Filthy Sanchez, but it's followed by a pleasant conversation about current events.

Regina, I'm going to give you a Dirty Ray Suarez. Then, we're going to have a pleasant conversation about current events.

by Ray Suarez, Jr. November 21, 2010

dirties up nice

Having the ability or tendency to look good even when covered in sweat, dirt, overly practical/plain clothes, guts, or whatever life throws at you.

Carrying off the rough-and-tumble look, as opposed to looking like crap after doing something strenuous or dirty.
The opposite of 'cleans up nice'.

Most of the people on The Walking Dead dirty up nice - they look sexy even smeared in sweat, blood, guts and dirt.

She looked gorgeous at the prom, but I saw her after dirt biking: unbelievably, she dirties up nice too.

by cider December 30, 2013

Dirty little slag

Someone who sleeps around behind people’s back. And then expects you to take her back.

Go fuck yourself you dirty little slag, don’t you ever come back.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

dirty pink sock

When you prolapse your anus after taking a poop.

I went to the bathroom to do a #2 and I found myself with a dirty pink sock after from how large the poop was.

by Wedge AnTRILLies May 4, 2018

dirty white glove

When one ejaculates into his hand proceeding to slap his partner in the face with said discharge.

She explained the crusty handprint on her face to be the result of "a dirty white glove."

by thekwizzle July 31, 2011

Brazilian Dirty Bagel

The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.

The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.

by REAPERDuh? December 4, 2011