Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.

edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!

by Teyst April 16, 2024

You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

If I tell you

IF...

Hym "And I'm quoting myself here... If I tell you to delete me... No matter what I say or do and no matter what happens to me... Don't ever do it. Ever. Never in a million years."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

you can’t fatten a dead pig

don’t be greedy.

be grateful for what you already have

i want that one too but my credit card is maxed out.

mate.. you can’t fatten a dead pig.

by 18 months September 23, 2025

You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner

Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!

by Papi Warbuck$ July 3, 2017