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Hyena Man

The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+
by Mäbyë February 3, 2020
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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Slippery Man

The combination of a "slippery slope" fallacy and a "strawman" argument.
Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"

Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"

Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022
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Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry
That old man Larry is such a cock block
by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023
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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime
Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it
by evil mysogony October 12, 2020
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dragon-man

Half man, half dragon. Trogdor was one for approximately 2 seconds.
Trogdor was a man... a DRAGON-MAN!!! ...okay, maybe just a dragon.
by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023
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