I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

i just vented

Use this word when your in the bed

hey girl I just vented

by barthalowmew the 4th May 11, 2022

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

P I R

Its a penis in rectum

Dumbass

"I had P I R" said hannah

by Not Valkreak August 23, 2021

I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible

Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel

Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(

by Pixeyfr May 5, 2024