Robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!

An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.

George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!

by 65846 July 5, 2010

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

Kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips

Kjlompl stands for. “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “ it means that ur a psycho nigga who put makeup on ur hoohaa

Hey guess what

What ?

This bitch just said “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “

Oh hell no get the kids

by Yourmomscameltoe August 26, 2022

peppa what are you doing in my chocolate

PePpA wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg In My ChOcOlAtE is a tik tok meme.
where people bite into there chocolate egg and find peppa pig in it

“lol i just saw this funny peppa what are you doing in my chocolate tik tok”

by Watemamdjck September 10, 2019

omk (oh my kush)

similar to oh my gosh but much less corny.

i left my weed in my car, omk (oh my kush). omk (oh my kush) that girl is fire.

by man-1` July 16, 2011

You my bitch! Suck it dry!

If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used against Chirish or people named Daniel Tim.

(after slapping upside the head or on the nipple) You my bitch! Suck it dry!

by RespectMeBitch September 21, 2004

why did you break my heart

typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you

boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?

by erica388 October 13, 2011