pulling up to self serve

To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect

I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.

by BoneDaddy December 13, 2004

Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.

Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."

by Cirdellin January 15, 2010

self harming troll

When a user of the Internet gets caught by their own misuse of the Internet.

I.e when a user searches for the definition of a word that is unknowingly spelt incorrectly, only to find it on a site that they themselves have listed it on as a stupid way of spelling said word.

"Tom was a self harming troll when he looked up 'urben dictionary', only to find he was the one that had earlier defined it as a stupid person's way of spelling 'urban dictionary''.

by Mr Love Pebbles March 28, 2015

one ya self

to love yourself and only to yourself, in contrast with having one love between two people.

So your gonna go chill with them over me, you know what man one ya self!

by w0lf June 2, 2008

Caught in its own self

When something is stuck in itself, tangled or glued.

My ginger chew is caught in its own self

by Liv McLaren November 17, 2017

self propelled blubber butt

Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.

I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.

by randomjgh March 26, 2011

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022