turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

by Dr.Argues June 29, 2010

Turd Tickle

Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.

She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!

by Alpha Male April 30, 2018

turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.

Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.

by Jimmy Simpson January 02, 2008

Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 07, 2022

Turd Black

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

by blackshitz October 04, 2012