Jump Touch

a celebratory leap of joy into a fellow leaper, often connecting at the chest, bumping in mid-air to express feelings of joy. This is primarily seen from athletes at sporting events, birthday parties, dog races, and SAT testing facilities.

Jimmy just scored a touchdown. In celebration, Johnny ran up to him for a jump touch as the crowd went wild.

by David Peck March 28, 2008

Muzzle touch

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)

Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!

by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

fancy touching

Poking someone in the side of the ribs with your finger. Preferably if they are wearing a cricket jumper.

Ben sits next to Emily in the office and in moments of boredom likes to poke her, sharply, in the ribs with his forefinger. He laughs, she squeals. This is called 'fancy touching'.

by original Isaac October 2, 2013

Touch Up

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.

Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.

by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009

toucho-homo-phillio

A medical condition that describes an overt physical sexual attraction to dirty, homeless men.

Seeing that half-naked filthy man shovel dumpster French fries into his face makes me want to stop taking my toucho-homo-phillio meds.

by PunCourtJester October 4, 2008

Cincinnati Touchdown

When your bangin your future wife on the side of your parents house. Your both butt naked. Her feet are up in the air like a field goal. Your buddy comes running around the corner and yells touchdown and then asks for his car keys.

Oh yeah Becky I am scoring more with you than the Bengals have all year.

Dude what are you doing? TOUCHDOWN oh and do you have my car keys.

That my friend is a Cincinnati Touchdown

by gildo21 March 24, 2009

touch fish

To touch a woman's pussy.

She was all over me, so we played touch fish all night.

by tulyhoo January 20, 2016