When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.
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You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke
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Get the Touching Tissues mug.When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
Get the Touched the gay deodorant mug.can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021
Get the can i touch that bodonkadonk fool? mug.A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
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Get the As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. mug.The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
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