im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)

Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰

by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024

Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020

Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.

Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.

by Spencer's father February 9, 2023

ass touching

Slapping your own ass to draw attention.

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

by SillyScholar January 1, 2017

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023

touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you

person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*

by shooth1 July 20, 2024