too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few

Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

too much fortnite

too much fortnite. This phenomenon has been seen a lot recently in the fortnite world. These nerds/sweats/dweebs/losers/etc. have gone too far. normalize “too much fortnite”

*solo boxes and whacks your entire team* “he plays too much fortnite”

by swampitron December 10, 2023

too quick click

What happens when the back arrow of the desired Internet browser doesn't work. It's too late to K.I.S.S. because you already made your decision. Now you have to retrace your line of thought.

1.) I did a too quick click and tried to use the back arrow only to find my previous page was untraceable.
2.) I didn't have the foresight to make sure clicking the mouse was my best decision; I made a too quick click.

by djsee4 April 16, 2009

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Too Shy

Tongue-tied or short of breath, don't even try

Try a little harder
Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must must be strong
Ooh, baby, try
Hey girl
Move a little closer
You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
Modern medicine falls short of your complaint
Ooh, try a little harder
You're moving in circles, won't you dilate?
Ooh, baby try
Hey girl
Move a little closer

‘Cause You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye

by Death Menace March 20, 2023