Sam's Law
Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."
by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013
Member of the formerly decent Edmonton Oilers, liked only for his looks by girls and the odd freak with a man crush on him, his skills are overlooked thankfully, because it's hard to play the game with an IQ of 14.
girl- O M G did you seee the game yesterday
normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one
girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable
random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY
normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one
girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable
random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY
by BJORT September 23, 2009
by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020
by The SA forums. April 28, 2003
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006
While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.
by krhhouston July 09, 2009
One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam
by samsonite July 21, 2003