Sam's Law

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."
by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013
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Sam Gagne

Member of the formerly decent Edmonton Oilers, liked only for his looks by girls and the odd freak with a man crush on him, his skills are overlooked thankfully, because it's hard to play the game with an IQ of 14.
girl- O M G did you seee the game yesterday

normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one

girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable

random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY
by BJORT September 23, 2009
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SAM HARRIS

The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man
Seen a priest perform a SAM HARRIS on a young Nun last night and all the boys had gone home
by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020
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Rev Sam

Rev Sam is a useless poster.
by The SA forums. April 28, 2003
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dessert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006
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The Yosemite Sam

While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.
During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam
by krhhouston July 09, 2009
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uncle sam

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.
One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam
by samsonite July 21, 2003
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