Zombie Tits

Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and effectively appalling to all five senses.

I would have totally fucked that chick last night if it weren't for the lazy eye... oh yeah and those nasty Zombie Tits.

Ref. See 28 Days Later, 93min in.

by Professor Lambeau March 4, 2009

truck tits

The equivelent of truck balls but for women drivers.

look at the dangeling truck tits on that corrola.

by Tricci2004 January 17, 2009

Sugar Tit

A mother who enables a middle-aged loser to still live at home and sponge, mooch, and depend on her.

Boy, Gabe, your almost 40 and Mom is still taking care of
you! Isn't your Mom's Sugar Tit going to ever run dry?

by MustangGT October 29, 2007

butter tits

A man or woman with disgusting, fat, floppy boobs.

I can't help that i'm over-weight

Hey fuckyou (butter tits), get out of my face!

by Kyle Biles August 8, 2007

Bacon Tits

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

Left Tit

A good thing.

"You're a left tit Davey!"
'Love you too Senan."

"That's left-titted!"

"Left Tit in the Attic."

by Shelldon January 17, 2010

Tonka Tits

A pair of unbreakable, industrial-grade pecs or breasts. Used when referring to a muscular person, with available diesel features such as a huge, grisly chest and cannons for arms. This person might also come equipped standard with tonka tits and two beast modes.

-Look at that guy on bench over there - he can't put that kinda weight up!
-Man's got tonka tits - yes he can!

by Marcus Ginyard May 11, 2008