Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Thomas

Super smart curly haired boiiii with stiff fingers ;) he is number one fortnite gamer and super awesome boi.

Wow!
What?
Its Thomas!
OMG THOMAS?!?! That guy is so awesome!

by Anon Thongas November 11, 2018

Thomas

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings

What's his name

ThomasI ain't letting my kids near him

by Michael cheese December 21, 2018

Thomas

Some fat ugly chinese nigga with a moustache fuk boi that cant stand not sain nigga even tho he is white

Thomas is a cunt boi

by Donkehdonk December 27, 2018

thomas

thick mommas

kevin: “you see those thomas over there?!”
brian: “DAMMMMN”

by coolkidjuulkid123 December 28, 2018

Thomas

Not the brightest person in the world, stupid a lot of the time and not very likeable. He’s ignorant and a very hated person, no one likes him and he’s incapable of keeping a girl cause he looks like a damn Igor!

Friend 1: omg look at that kid

Friend 2: He so ugly he’s like a Thomas

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019

Thomas!!?!

He’s the stupidest person on earth, so ugly can’t keep a girl worth shite, if you know a Thomas I feel bad for you, your life must be so awful bet you wish he could be dead to!

Friend 1: I met a Thomas!!?! last night

Friend 2: omg I’m so sorry for you

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019