Hat Theory

The Hat Theory is Félix "xQc" Lengyel's opinion that, even if a big part of success is luck, its oneself responsibility to try and get it
"You know, if in life you always show up and you get a participation ticket everyday, at some point, you'll hit the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day you have to put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You've just gotta believe in yourself and what you do"

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by YYP20 January 15, 2022
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proven-theory

A theory that is testable and/or observable, and the conclusion to the results and/or observations must follow the rules of logic.
Scientific theory is now corrupted, proven-theory has clear rules that must be followed.
by ItachiUchiha360 April 17, 2015
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Knuckle Theory

A theory used by measuring the number of days in a month. If your index finger touches your knuckle of your hands, the month has 31 days, while if you touch the skin of your fist, it has 30 (with the exception of February).
Scott: Dude, how many days are there in August?

Dave: 31.

Scott: Isn't it 30?

Dave: Use the Knuckle Theory.
by OpeN333 October 22, 2013
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another
“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory
by YumiYumiNoMi January 11, 2023
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mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!
by sushirice828 July 04, 2022
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