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Jordan

Jordan’s suck never date them they WILL cheat on you and they will deny it even tho they know you know they are lying they will always give a a stupid excuse whenever they make you mad you can call them whordan tho so that’s cool I but still never date one they will brake your heart
Girl #1: hey gorl aren’t you dating that hottie jordan

Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
by Hot tamale 123 July 10, 2019
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Jordan de Craig

Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
Even though everyone knows she is gay she is still Jordan de Craig
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
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Jordan

Literally a physicotic mastermind. SIKE he is a very cute boy
Jordan is so crazy, I just love him!
by Horsemeatman August 17, 2020
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Jordan

Yes, It's a country as well. Located in the middle east. The capital is Amman and is labeled as the 3rd ugliest city in the world.
Where is he from? He is from Jordan.
by organ needer August 27, 2021
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Jordan Panapa

Jordan Panapa is a guy that has a 2 inch penis and doesn't have a grandfather
Hey look its someone that has no grandfather, oh wait its Jordan Panapa
by GeoBoxing November 13, 2022
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jordan blink

The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....
"Trojan has a silent T" *Jordan Blink*
by LAb July 1, 2017
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jordan

The love of my life. She's always there for me when I need her, or when I need to feel loved or cared for. She makes me feel safe whenever she holds me. She knows how to put a smile on my face whenever I need it. I always show her off to everyone and am proud and happy to say she is mine. I don't know what I would do without her. I would be nothing without her. No one has ever made me feel like this. No one has ever made me think of having a future with someone like she does. No matter how many arguments, fights, or anything bad we go through, I will never leave her or not love her. Shes my entire world. Shes always on my mind, I'm always thinking about her and our future together. I cherish our relationship more than anything in this entire world. i could have never imagined even having a girlfriend and her being the one. because she is the one. shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and marry. i cant wait for our wedding day and seeing how happy she is. And when i read my vows out loud to everyone, they'll see how much I love her and being with her. i love my jordan.
i love Jordan, she so damn sexy. like lemme get a piece of that mamacita
by bigittybish6969 July 25, 2022
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