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Dirty Insurgent

A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 13, 2012
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Dirty Shwaf

To do anal but as soon as you're about to cum you tell her to open her mouth for a facial and to close her eyes but instead shit on her face while cumming
I gave Rosa a dirty shwaf on saturday and she was pissed!
by Stoutism April 13, 2020
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dirty bucket

Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty bucket is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a bucket.

A dirty bucket is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty bucket also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.
Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"

Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"

Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"

Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty bucket!"
by EddceLLent October 20, 2011
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dirty Siemers

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag
Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!
by JJ Sie September 25, 2021
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Dirty Andrey

When a guy traps another guy in their room and proceeds to not allow them to leave until they either have sex with them or engage in a sexual act/acts.
Reggie: Hey what happened to Keiran?
Rudra: I heard Andrey pulled a Dirty Andrey on him.
Reggie: Oh god, that's disgusting.
by Keiran B May 23, 2022
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Dirty Token

A fictitious medallion-like token that permits the user to nail a real hoochie of a chick. The sluttier the chick, the more dirty tokens required for use.

Note: token supply is limited. Use your dirty tokens wisely.
She's a real hussy" "Yeah, you need two dirty tokens to ride this ride"
by HoochiesvsHussies January 13, 2011
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dirty rochelle

The act of tying up one's sexual partner in the prone position and playing "bad nurse" with household objects.
Sorry guys, I can't go riding today. Still sore from that Dirty Rochelle last weekend. From now on I'm drawing the line at shampoo bottle.
by ThatSickoDownTheStreet April 3, 2020
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