Van regenmortel

THE BEST MATH TEACHER EVER❤️❤️❤️❤️🍆

Van Regenmortel is a daddy

by Wetasspussyy November 3, 2020

Nagis Van

Nasty, old, blue beat up van used specifically for picking up little kids. Other names it goes by, is 'Molester Van' or 'Kiddy Fiddler'. Averages approximately 15 mpg, and it has no A/C. The car smells like someone took a dump in it, maybe a little three year old probably shat in it, because that's what Nagis van is, shit.

Damn! Look at Nagis Van! What a piece of shit. Freaking Molester.

by Nagis Van September 13, 2014

daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x

let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x

by davesdaddy March 15, 2022

van-beak

A really weird and odd guy, usually has a strong odor of moist eggs, usually with awesome parents, he just didn't turn out right. Although an odd character he usually hangs with the coolest people.

Hey do you see that guy van-beak over there, he smells, but, is hanging with those other cool guys.

by ~Vitalis October 19, 2013

Van-toligist

People or persons with a obsession for leaving naughty things on the front doorsteps of their neighbours

Oh !
The naughty stuff was dropped on our doorstep by our neighbour the Van-toligist.

by Ernie Dix February 23, 2025

Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.

Lets van note in that truck bed

by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014

Van Stuck

Le fait d'être bloqué a un certains rang ou palier dans un jeu compétitif et / ou dans sa vie professionnel ou sentimental.
Peu être dit de Van Stuck toutes personne dont l'ambition et le travaille acharnée se solde par un échec.

Tu t'es fais bannir ton compte lol ? t'es vraiment Van Stuck.
tes parents ne veulent pas que tu es une voiture? vraiment pas de chance t'es vraiment un Van Stuck

by Sardoche Fan boy June 6, 2020