The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.
(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
by GavinoPatta April 06, 2009
The act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your ass cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. Followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a shit log.
I woke my wife up with an Old Sausage Sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.
by gbv.3.0 June 15, 2011
When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
by Eric Dick December 07, 2007
When your penis turns flaccid during prolonged sexual interscourse; also used as a derogatory term for penile inferiority or a racial slur towards conservative white people.
1. (Verb) Charlie got embarrassed after they fucked cause he rolled up a white boy sausage half-way through.
2. (Adj.) Mother fucker, get outta here if your weak ass white boy sausage!
3. (Noun) I'm voting for the white boy sausage on the right!!
2. (Adj.) Mother fucker, get outta here if your weak ass white boy sausage!
3. (Noun) I'm voting for the white boy sausage on the right!!
by LepusCurpaeum November 05, 2015
by yogi May 25, 2004
Person 1: Dude, why didn't you smoke with all of us the other day? There were some fiiiine chicks.
Person 2: Nah man, that not my style. I only do sausage smoking.
Person 2: Nah man, that not my style. I only do sausage smoking.
by Iranian4624 September 05, 2010
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