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Ambrose's Law

In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."

"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."

"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019
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Du's Law

Du's Law is similar to Godwins Law in some respects. Du's Law is an assertion that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, so does the probability of a reference to Wikipedia. In other words, Du said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes reference to Wikipedia. The calling of Du's Law immediately ends the argument.
<person_one>My point is totally valid! <insert wikipedia reference>
<person_two>I site Du's Law, thus winning this arguement.
by ShaiTan September 5, 2013
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Maximiliaan’s law

On a long enough time line all conversations about the financial system or stocks on Clubhouse will eventually evolve into bitcoin maximalism.
Oh this is an example
of maximiliaan’s law.
by Don Miguel XIX January 28, 2021
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Simpson's Law

A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.
Dude, The Simpson's Episode 'Marge in Chains' predicted COVID; It's the Simpson's Law!
by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021
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Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
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chicken law

Refers to statutory rape law. If both parties are willing, then the only thing stopping them is the "Chicken Law," that basically is calling them cowards.
"I really want to have sex with you, Curt, But you are only seventeen. I am 19. Even though we love each other, there is that stupid effing Chicken Law!"
by WyrdWytch527 July 25, 2014
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corn laws

Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.
Bob: "Celebrity X has been having an affair with Celebrity Y!"
Alice: "corn laws"
by happyharry February 20, 2023
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