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American roulette

When you are having sex unprotected and keep switching back and forth between her ass and pussy until you cum in one of them
I was playing American roulette with my girlfriend the other day and shot into the wrong hole want to help me think of baby names?
by I like thighs September 29, 2019
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American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without spelling Eric Andre
by Jeffro Honeydew March 8, 2021
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The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.
Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018
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American Hypocrisy

Noun

A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.

"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.

The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.

The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.

The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.

The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."

"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"

"What's wrong with them?"

"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
by BIG_MANGO August 20, 2020
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american dream

To females, the American Dream is the house with the white fence, the kids, the dogs, and the whole shebang.

To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.
Did you know that Tess married a rich brain surgeon? They live right on the beach in Malibu, and you got to see the blue eyes of her newborn boy. They are living the American dream.
by movazi March 30, 2020
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American Drink

Anything that is greater than 247 ml or 8 ounces.
I came back from Taiwan and definitely had to get me an American Drink. There portions are too small over there.
by Johnny_V March 23, 2010
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american steamroller

when the girl shits on the males chest and spreads it with her ass
Parwar : This lass gave me an american steamroller last n
Jason: ooo that girl is freaky
by Mr papa Punjab September 26, 2017
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