December 11

The day the most most handsome person was born

My birthday is December 11

by Lorofury April 22, 2021

11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day

bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024

August 11

June 11 is national submission day. You have to be a little submissive and breedable gay femboy, and you have to listen to all of your friends sexual needs and requests.

Example of August 11:

John: yo bro, today’s National submission day.
Alex: damn bro, you know what I’m doing to you, now get o. You’re knees and suck this dick.

by Poopmcbuttface69420 November 26, 2023

Getting 9-11’d

When you are (non-consensually) in the proximity of two people having sexual intercourse without participating.

Getting 9-11’d:
Yea tracy walked in on Chris and Ashley macking at the party yesterday and got 9-11’d.

She’ll never forget.

by Randal Pivvers April 6, 2023

11 tracks of whack

The late Walter Beckers(1/2 of the. Jazz/rock duo steely dan) 1st solo album released in 1994 and produced by his duo partner donald fagen.

I got Walter Beckers "11 tracks of whack"cd at a used bookstore.

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

May 11

This is the day where the nicest, cutest, funniest, and most adorable girl was born, if you ever meet a girl born on this day cherish her and love her with all your heart.She might’ve made some mistakes but when she says sorry she means it with all her heart and hopes whoever she’s apologizing to forgives her. The person she loves the most she will always stay with and be by there side no matter what happens. If you meet a girl as special as this one keep her close because she’ll be there with you forever, if you have the chance to meet her.Then always be with Her...bcz she will also be there with You.

Boy:That girl is so beautiful
Me: she was born on May 11

by Shelbymann January 18, 2022