Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.
Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.
by Distroyer March 31, 2011
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sock roller

Comes from the attitude of people who roll pairs of socks after laundry. Means to be tight-arsed.

It may have a positive or negative meaning depending on the sentence it is used in.
"Jeremiah is no sock roller, no wonder his life is so out of order"

"Selen's a right handed sock roller, you can just tell she's into some kinky shit.
by bebabalula December 13, 2011
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wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.
He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.
by fuzzysocks May 03, 2021
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SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER
FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.
by CHUBBY BUNNY February 05, 2010
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bird sock

A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.

Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).
You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.

-I love it when you speak bird sock.
by Insert meow sound December 11, 2012
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Sock seeking

When someone from NEW York that’s not black tries to act like they are
“ you what’s up my n-word
“Bruh you white stop sock seeking
by Myleftlegstoppedworking March 11, 2021
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Poodle Socks

Special socks used to keep laces in place while irish step dancing.

mandatory in Orechtas, or competitions.

see Ghillie
Erin puts on her poodle socks before she laces her ghillies.
by irishdancer June 26, 2009
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