Hyper-simp

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.

Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.

by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021

gillespie simp

Someone who is madly in love with charlie gillespie. He is perfect and can always bring a smile to your face. HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN EVER

How have you seen that gillespie simp today?

by ggeats January 1, 2021

Slade Simp

Stupid retard who is gay and everybody pretends to like him but nobody really does.

Slade Simp is a retarded man hoe that has a penis smaller than santas 123rd elf.

by imakefunofmyfriends December 10, 2021

Whore Simp

a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually

“yeah, i think katie really cares about me”
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”

by harrystylesismydaddy April 16, 2021

Eren Simp

A person who simps for eren yeager from attack on titan. An influx of eren simps happened at the start of season 5

Willy is such an eren simp!

by Jackinator84 September 4, 2022

Simp slut

A simp slut is a girl who simps or has to many crushes at one time or simps over someone straight after they break up with their ex

Alizabeth is a simp slut

Yeah I know right

by Radomrandomdude May 27, 2022

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023