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couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it
Me and my girl made a couch pancake
by The big faggot August 18, 2016
mugGet the couch pancakemug.

sike i lied your pancakes are dry

Person1: ayo can i get some syrup Person2: yeah i got one more SIKE I LIED YOUR PANCAKES ARE DRY
by Ohclpz January 27, 2023
mugGet the sike i lied your pancakes are drymug.

pancake dinner

It means that even though capitalism is corrupt, your little brother loves you, looks up to you, respects you, and appreciates your handsomeness, knowledge, wisdom, and experience with navigating this complex world.

The night that I called Denny's to find your missing pancake dinner that never showed up (or that did show up and got taken by your friend and your ex), Denny's customer service was so corrupt, they hung up the phone on me rather than trying to make it right. Sir... They said before they hung up. (Have you noticed that sir always precedes an insult these days? Alec's pronouns are sir btw and I think it's such a clever joke.)

I remember having a chonchlate chip cookie for dinner myself that night, while waiting for your pancakes to arrive. I remember trying to order the perfect chonchlate chip pancakes by phone, with 3x extra chonchlate chips because they never put enough, and when I was standing in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch, trying to order, the Denny's agent hung up the phone and made me try my best on my own, using the website. I noticed that you know a lot about restaurants and about capitalism, about what works in capitalism's factory-like processes and what doesn't work, about how to be true to yourself and ask for what you really want and push hard and advocate for something even if capitalism says that it doesn't exist or isn't possible.
Pancake dinner! CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
by t_hags December 6, 2024
mugGet the pancake dinnermug.

Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
mugGet the Pancake-wafflingmug.

au bon pancakes

The store in your kitchen where you make awesome pancakes and make loud foreign noises. Kids love it, right between Sbarro and Arby's.
Get down here we're going to Au Bon Pancakes!!!
by Father Maxie July 10, 2021
mugGet the au bon pancakesmug.

fluffy pancake

Flat ass with a little more but not enough to be classified as fat or big.
bruh did you see Jamie's ass? Yea bro it look like a fluffy pancake
mugGet the fluffy pancakemug.

wardrobe pancake

when you shit in the wardrobe and stomp it so it becomes a pancake on the floor
Me: *shits*
Tom: rad dude, let's make a "wardrobe pancake".
by rå mann April 29, 2019
mugGet the wardrobe pancakemug.

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