Portal of Pleasure

The means by which one finds the path to their ultimate happiness.

She found that the easiest way to enter her portal of pleasure was by drinking vodka and watching the Vampire Diaries.

by 9th Wave Rider April 13, 2011

pleasant

Bitchy in an entertaining way.

Random guy- Hey man! how's your girlfriend?

Other guy- Well... she's pleasant I suppose.

by Awesomeness7 June 15, 2013

butthole pleasures

Molestation upon someones butthole. Not in a literal sense, but kidna like saying pwn

Guy gets his face thoroughly asskicked
then someone watching is all like
"oh butthole pleasures"

by danny miller April 24, 2008

Peasey

A willing virgin male around the age of 20 who refuses to look upon the female body in any way. Has been known to read the Bible in weird situations.

Look at that Peasey avoid the hot babe he walked past.

by Homeboy91 February 27, 2011

western pleasure

Sexual position in which the female mounts the laying male. Similar to cowgirl.

My girlfriend was riding it western pleasure style.

by boom12 June 24, 2010

crotch pheasent

another name for the word vagina

You idiots on JPE are all a bunch of crotch pheasents

by lxsf January 26, 2006

man-pleasers

another way to describe a persons lips/mouth... usually a womans lips but to each his own i guess...

1. "oh hell no you don't wanna be talkin shit to me you du...."
"bitch shut your fuckin' man-pleasers!!!"

2. "why do you keep lookin at me wit that smile?"
"cause... ya got some beautiful man-pleasers"
"really... thank you"

by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 26, 2011