Beat and Delete

The art of beating off to internet porn and deleting the history before someone checks it.

Dude hurry and Beat and Delete before someone checks the computer history

by UNoMeFool August 12, 2008

dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

by Kennedi Greene September 27, 2007

beat up the guts

Beat up the pussy

Yo dizzle im goin to homegirls house, i am going to beat up the guts , after she wont be able to walk.. hoooootie whoooooo

by lillyf November 04, 2008

beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 November 18, 2007

Butter Beat Off

At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...

Dude my girlfriend was cray at the movies and gave me a butter beat off.

by Zerocool2010 November 20, 2020

Beating Cat's Heart

Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.

Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!

by Balzak T. Bagger January 14, 2010

Beat a Furry Millennium

Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!

Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME

by JimmyLikesBones February 18, 2021