Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

The Trolling Stones

A rock band from Norway, started the Norwegian Invasion

The Trolling Stones

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 15, 2023

The Stone Seal

Li snort sun<> the stone seal

the stone seal is another

by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021

Flinch Stone

A Flinch Stone is someone who usualy flinched whe something is coming towards them. They will try to block their face or what ever part is trying to be hit in a quick, cowardly way. The name is a play on words and is supposed to sound like the Flint Stones, like the old cartoon. If someone flinched a lot you can say "how many flinch stone gummies did you eat today!?". (The gummies part is like flint stone vitamins.)

Person 1: Pretends to hit person 2*
Person 2: Flinches*
Person 1: "Ahhh, flinch stones right here! How may flinch stone vitamins did you take today?"

by Lamb sauce l o c a t e d January 30, 2021

Stones

A straight man who enjoys to flirt with femboys.
His purpose is to fluster them. Usually finding it "funny".

"Stop being such a Stones"

by TheBlueBox December 24, 2021

Stoned

When you get stoned thrown at you.

Sexyboiandy: did u get stoned?
Oliver: Nah my dude, it is not medieval times, retard.

by Pufta_ November 2, 2018

Rosetta Stoned

The state of being so high that you begin speaking another language.

Friend 1: Yo, did you know that Marcel speaks Mandarin?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he only knows it when he's high as a kite, man. He was straight up Rosetta stoned last night.

by YungSebs June 2, 2016