Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.

“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”

by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

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Sammy Stone

Someone who likes to give blumpkins because her favorite color is orange reminding her of pumpkins

AYO 42 LEMME GET A BLUMPKIN

“My name is sammy stones and I like orange”

by Uwontforgetme September 28, 2021

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Stone

a 3’fuck all wanna be towny with no sense of humour and shags smack heads then gives the 10p afterwards. He claims to live in clink but he has a bed round hobbo

Stone is a small weeny likkle shit who thinks he can fight but he’s actually wet

by shaveyaedbald September 29, 2021

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Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....

Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''

by Matt3K July 27, 2021

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New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021

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Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."

You: I met a Stone last week at the bar.

Friend: How was it?
You: he dropped my baby.

by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021

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