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john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.
"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"
by markuipper June 2, 2019
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john bendot

Some fucking tidy boy
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
John Bendot is fucking tidy.
10/10 would shag again.
by John Bendot lover 12 September 7, 2016
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John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.
Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.
by Caspin April 26, 2016
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John Calvin

John Calvin was a French writer, theologian and reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564

Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche

John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"

Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.

The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
I heard John Calvin wrote a book called Institutes of the Christian Religion.
by NotCalvinLin September 6, 2019
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John Hargrove

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.
Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."
by billdcon September 12, 2019
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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.
1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.
by xWitt October 20, 2017
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