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morning dawn

Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.
You are a sweet heart sometimes, you are such a Morning Dawn lol.
by TruthofTruths December 8, 2019
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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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morning

Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 11:59 (11:59 am).
Morning.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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morning glory muffin

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex
I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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Extended Morning

When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.
"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."
by InfernalRites May 23, 2022
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