Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

Morning Lag by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

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morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

morning torque by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

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moaning cowboy

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce

"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"

moaning cowboy by cryptologies May 6, 2015

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morning stupid

the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.

guy1: hey you alright
guy2: yea, just feeling a little morning stupid

morning stupid by Jish_potato October 14, 2016