Move dick

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.

me: "moving dick"

dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick

Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

Sim Move

A "Sim Move" is when a person does something uncharacteristic of human behavior or action.

How can someone shower while there house is on fire, that's a Sim Move.

by Weed John January 3, 2020

Russ Move

a “Russ Move” is when you do something kind of douchey and pretentious. Or when you screw something up in a swagless manner.

*in the bathroom with homie or homegirl*

Wanna sniff?
*fat mound with perfect service direct to nozz*

*whole bump ends up on the floor*

Dude wtf. Russ move…

by Wase Chest May 6, 2025

Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg

I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning

by Krig6user December 31, 2021

Nigga Move

A move that a typical fellow (or fellowette ;)) of African decent (ie a nigga) would make in any sort of situation in daily life

Man, stealing that purse was a real nigga move.

by MisterRetard June 23, 2019

a shaj move

proonouned (a Shhh--a---ya)

a jew

a jew bag move

also sounds like a gay move

josh when you stole my penny it was a shaj move

by joeybnukkas December 15, 2008

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025