My friend: So umm when are you gonna get a bf?
Me: Umm wdym i already have one..
My friend: OMG WHO
Me: Lucas
My friend: Dude… you know guys aren’t even dating…
Me: …
My friend: And you guys haven’t even talked in real life..
Me: …
My friend: He doesn’t even live here…
Me: …just let me and my pookie be delulu in peace
A dude who lives in an entire different country but still impacts your life and makes you like him more than most of your old boyfriends
Me: *giggling
My friend: It’s lucas again isn’t it
Me: …and what if it is
My friend: You definitely like him more than your current situationship y’all would be so cute together
Me: STOPdon’t make me even more delulu, he’s going to be my worst heartbreak
My friend: 💀💀
a man who has such a large dumpy that it generates its own gravitational force and bends space time around itself so much that even being in close proximity would immediately incapacitate anyone who dares venture into his voluptuousness.