Jersey couple

Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.

We've got a Jersey couple of songs left for you guys!

by instrumentalist July 18, 2010

Jersey Burned

When a person tans so much, they start to look like a person from the many Jersey based reality shows.

Snooki is Jersey Burned.

by Mike Weakley November 22, 2010

Take you to New Jersey

Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.

I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.

by fwejrhiwluerchfuiqvbwe November 25, 2007

jersey girl

Is with all the hockey players.

"Sydney's a real jersey girl eh"

by sabres1011 July 19, 2009

On The Jersey Shore

people that go to the jersey shore and live there and kings and queens

Yo Man Were on the jersey shore

by this girl on tonya 98 March 2, 2010

Jersey devil

A Small 4 foot tall dragon the surprisingly looks like snooki

dude I saw the Beast and I SWEAR I saw the same thing on Jersey shore last night It must have been the Jersey devil

by Jimbobjoe August 6, 2012

Jersied

When the act of fellatio takes so much time the penis becomes raw

Bruce "What is taking so long?"

Sherry "Its not my fault."

Bruce "Its starting to hurt stop!"

Sherry "What happened?"

Bruce "You just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!"

by blue 568 October 11, 2008