Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.

My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!

by Daniyo January 28, 2021

jason neale

the sexiest man in the world with everything but a one inch wonder

women 1: look its Jason Neale
women 2: omg hes so sexy

by Little jones June 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is the king of potatoes, and is most likely irish.

p1-omg is that Jason!
p2-Omg Yeah! He probably has so many potatoes!!

by NoOneInParticullar May 28, 2022

Jason Liang

Jason Liang is a person who has dry and sarcastic humor that is very funny

The 2009 Definition is Outdated

That Jason Liang over there is so funny

by bemyyyy January 25, 2022

Jason

Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.

I sure do miss that Jason

by 43110SheWolf June 8, 2021

Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!

I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!

by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024

Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018