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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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A Joke

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Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you
by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020
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joke

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019
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Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
by uhhasann April 3, 2024
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Joke snatched

Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.
Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey

Person 2: Yes he does it all the time
by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020
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Imam Jokes

Imam Jokes are a quintessential element in understanding the depths of what it means to be a Muslim Masculine Man. Failure to understand these jokes and how to deliver them will result in low testosterone and a failed marriage.
An example of Imam Jokes could be:

Imam #1: If you're a frog and that frog lives in a hole that is 40 feet in the ground...
Imam #2: Sometimes I feel like this in my life.
Imam #1: *Chuckles You mean as an Imam or as a father...
Imam #2: Let's not go further, I don't want to get in trouble.
by Lucious Star December 14, 2024
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Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.
*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."
by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016
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