the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

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The Book of Nortreus (Official And Original Book Cover)

The official and original cover for the book written by Werley Nortreus called The Book of Nortreus was published in 2025.

Did you know The Book of Nortreus (Official And Original Book Cover) was published in 2025?

by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025

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Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

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book beast

A Book Beast is a kid that collect books, bookmarks, and book accessories for the sole purpose of impressing others. He or she buys famous book only because its famous book.

He bought this book only for flex, he doesnt want to read it, he is book beast.

by xafun November 21, 2019

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