lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

Joke

A joke- something many people can't take or if they do they take it personally; many people are too "weak" to handle jokes; some mat get offended by said jokes too easily. They may just have a different sense of humor or lack thereof.

So you can't handle my joke?

by Suck it rest of the world October 31, 2017

Inside jokes

The thing that Urban Dictionary hates and will not let you publish a definition if it includes an inside joke

I made inside jokes and Urban Dictionary got triggered

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

Elwood Joke

A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.

Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.

by dheeh November 28, 2019

Joke

Someone who thinks everything somebody says is a joke.

The joke called somebody a douchebag.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Ash Joke

When an Ash Joke is made, most of the room appreciate the incredibly clever, often witty, nature of the joke. The joke can often go over less clever people’s heads, creating the illusion the person who created the Ash Joke is stupid. This could not be further from the truth. The Ash Joke joker can remain smug at the fact that the stupid people therefore think that they are stupid. The irony.

Damn, the guy at work made an Ash Joke and I was the only one that appreciated it. The rest thought he was stupid but in fact they are the stupid ones.

That guy is either stupid or he just made an Ash Joke.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022