Lying to his phone

A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.

David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers

Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl

David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.

by damos92 April 20, 2011

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cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 14, 2005

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grab his dick and twist it

the action of you grabbing someones dick and twisting

grab his dick and twist it

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man before his time

Nikola tesla: He had ideas 100 years ago that are being "rediscovered' only now.

Nikola Tesla was a man before his time.

by Tupp November 9, 2013

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Made his ancestors proud

To drink heavily, esp. when one is a fun drunk. Expression coined by the character Thor in the Marvel movie of the same name, after a night of drinking with Dr. Eric Selvig.

Thor describing where he was, carrying an unconscious Selvig on his shoulder: He had a few beers, made his ancestors proud...

by patiodudethesecond November 18, 2011

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