waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

by Jonson boyiee September 01, 2006

breathe thru his ears

To give such deep and constant tonque that you have to breathe thru your ears

I want a man who can breathe thru his ears.

by juice December 12, 2004

cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 02, 2005

man before his time

Nikola tesla: He had ideas 100 years ago that are being "rediscovered' only now.

Nikola Tesla was a man before his time.

by Tupp November 10, 2013

grab his dick and twist it

the action of you grabbing someones dick and twisting

grab his dick and twist it

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

all up in his feelings

The inability to make a rational decision, because a person is overly emotionally attached to a situation, object or theme.

soft

Yo this negro all up in his feelings.
#soft #crybaby

by Hardwork1776 May 28, 2016

Made his ancestors proud

To drink heavily, esp. when one is a fun drunk. Expression coined by the character Thor in the Marvel movie of the same name, after a night of drinking with Dr. Eric Selvig.

Thor describing where he was, carrying an unconscious Selvig on his shoulder: He had a few beers, made his ancestors proud...

by patiodudethesecond November 18, 2011