sexual friday

when your bald buddy is horned up on a Friday and it becomes sexual... on Friday.

"yo bro, did u hear it's sexual Friday? We should make a pizza"

by KanyeBible August 24, 2023

Fridays

A collaborative work friendship that consist of two individuals forming what some may call a coo to only work on Fridays, consistently refusing to work Monday - Thursday at all cost, with out PTO or sick days. The goal of this dynamic duo is to only work on Fridays until both are eventually terminated. To become a true fridays pair, you continue this cycle in several different work places upon being fired.

"I became fridays with david, i knew we were meant to be"

"I like your salad, want to become fridays?"
"did sally and david just fridays?"

"There will be no tolarance of fridays in the work place"

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by Vivalameggs June 13, 2022

Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.

Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”

by Eddybee April 30, 2025

Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay

“Hey man are you ready for slap ass friday

by Beanieboy April 7, 2019

the debaters on friday

a fun little way to get the heck out of school

im going to the debaters on friday

by Reputablesource123 April 9, 2021

Swim friday with amazing olivia

Holiday where olivia’s friends go swimming with her ONLY ON FRIDAYS

person 1- hey what’s the day?
person 2- its friday?
person 1- NO ITS SWIM FRIDAY WITH AMAZING OLIVIA
Now we have to swim together

by hahdbakand June 8, 2022

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021