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Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."
by Gixzo June 22, 2008
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My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.
Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022
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If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole?

Its prolly like 20ft
If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole? Its prolly like 20ft
by Olipokka May 30, 2020
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Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.
"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."
by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012
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Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.
Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.
by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012
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one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.
The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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do you want my foot up your ass

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth
why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass
by sclairel January 22, 2018
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